Half of “Head Games”
I wasn’t a huge fan of cabbage growing up. I never had a real strong opinion of it, one way or the other. My mother rarely made it for us, and as a result of this culinary detente, I never formed a hatred of the green stuff. To me, cabbage was just a head of iceberg lettuce whose leaves were thicker and had a tighter grouping. That said, around the holidays, there was one side dish that my mother loved, one that I learned to hate by the way it stank up the house. My mother grew up in a German household, and sauerkraut was a staple for her. Honestly, as a kid, I had no idea what the stuff was, other than it was some vegetable that she put into a crock pot and forgot about until its fumes had made the air inside the house smell like a hamper full of gym shorts. I’m still not a fan of it today, but I’ve begun to make amends with sauerkraut. I no longer hate at 37 the way I did at 7.
Besides sauerkraut, the only other cabbage dish I had growing up was cole slaw, which I didn’t mind. However, this chapter doesn’t look at either of these two dishes, though both sauerkraut and cole slaw will be getting entries later on in the Great Work. This time, we’re looking at the first of two cabbage dishes, the first of which focuses on green cabbage.
As I said before, my mother grew up in a Germanic household, and a few Sundays ago was Mother’s Day. So I told her that I’d be coming over to her place to make dinner for her, myself, my sister and my sister’s daughter (also known, to some people, as “my niece”). On the menu: pan-fried boneless pork chops, garlic mashed potatoes, and the green cabbage dish Alton calls “Shred, Head, Butter, and Bread.” It’s a strange recipe, but pretty easy. Honestly, the most difficult part of it is “shred a head of green cabbage.” The dance goes something like this: put a big pot of water on the boil, and melt some butter in a pan. Pulverize some seasoned croutons and put these breadcrumbs in the melted butter along with some ground mustard and caraway seeds. Cook until the butter browns. Add some salt and sugar to the boiling water, and add the shredded cabbage. Cook for exactly two minutes, then dump the water into the strainer portion of a salad spinner. Then take the cabbage for a spin in the salad spinner. Once it’s as dry as you can get it, add the cabbage to the butter-crumb mixture, toss to coat, and serve immediately.
Full disclosure: I’m not a huge fan of caraway. There’s something about the flavor that I find a bit off-putting. While the addition of the caraway did make it a pronounced flavor, it kind of works in this dish – it’s sort of like eating a vegetarian Reuben, as the rye bread has the same caraway flavor. My sister loved it as well – she kept going back to the pan and eating bits of it, even after the meal was over. I’d definitely make this one again – simple, fast and cheap!
Next: We look at the scarlet lettuce, and pair it with flame-kissed lamb.
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